Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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