Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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