Betty ford says i'm here all night
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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