I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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