Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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