The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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