doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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