So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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