Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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