There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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