physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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