I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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