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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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