Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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