handjob tips. give me some.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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