Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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