This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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