Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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