IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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