I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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