Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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