Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I touched a dick in church today
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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