I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I just want nice things and good sex
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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