Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Randomize
