I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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