so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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