The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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