I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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