Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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