Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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