HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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