im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move