She's JV to your varsity
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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