If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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