She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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