dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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