If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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