There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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