I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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