I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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