what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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