I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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