my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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