barbara walters just said penis...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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