I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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