Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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