Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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