At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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