they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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