Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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