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My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He shit in the fireplace
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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