my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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