Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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