As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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